Man Alive Apparel
Curb Your Enthusiasm "Bald Asshole" T-Shirt
$25.00
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Made-to-order means less waste and fresher prints. Because each shirt is produced specifically for you, we don't accept change-of-mind returns. If there's a defect, printing problem, damage, or incorrect item, we'll make it right.
The reference
Curb Your Enthusiasm turns tiny breaches of etiquette into full-scale disasters, with Larry David usually arguing that everyone else is the problem. Awkward pauses, petty disputes, and a spectacular inability to let things go are the whole appeal. The blunt lettering and unsmiling portrait on this tee capture that beautifully unreasonable energy. Wear it when small talk already feels like too much work.
The nerdy bit
Consider this a wearable shortcut to finding your people. Pick your favorite color, throw it on with the clothes you already wear, and let the music reference do the social heavy lifting. No need for a full lore dump, unless somebody asks.
Fit, fabric, and care
A dry, understated tribute to the master of deadpan comedy, this classic crew tee features a monochrome portrait of Larry David beneath bold “BALD” lettering. The design speaks to fans of observational humor, awkward silences, and proudly unfiltered style. Lightweight cotton makes it easy to wear year-round—whether you’re heading to a comedy night, lounging through a Curb marathon, or adding a witty edge to a casual outfit. Its timeless shape also layers neatly under jackets and overshirts, letting the graphic do the talking without trying too hard.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric for comfortable, all-season wear
- Classic fit with a crew neckline for versatile styling
- Side seams provide structure and help the shirt retain its shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam helps maintain elasticity and fit
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams and helps prevent stretching
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
